Dell Follies
A collection of memorable posts on Dell | talk
Updated 12/15/05
Crawly Critters
Airborne Critters
Walking Critters
The Solution (and the dogs will thank you, too)
Wait! I Think I Found the Source of the Airborne Critters
Some Questions are Just Too Hard
....especially when Highly Technical Terminology is Used
Windows XP's Security Won't Let Your Imaginary Friend Log On
The hell with "Experts only!" If I Can Find the Damn Registry, I'll Edit It
MSCONFIG IS FOR WIMPS
To save bandwidth, please limit your post to ONE SENTENCE
Sometimes Your Sentence Gets a Response (but the Moderator deletes it)
I cut open the cat to see what made it purr,
and now it doesn't purr any more.
It Takes More Than Brains to Install Windows
The previous post should have used a different term, perhaps?
Profit From My Experience
Group Punctuation Marks for Maximum Impact
FAT32 is Only Valid For Floppies, I Guess
Honest, I've Never Seen a Porn Site!
"Other PC User"...could this be a wife, perhaps?
Make Tech Support Posts Cover More Than
One Subject
The Next Generation of PCs Will Generate Electricity
Why Did Microsoft Make Product Activation Such a Secret ?
...and After Everybody Says Piracy Is Wrong, I Apologize.
A Brilliant Flash of Insight
A Question for Miss Cleo
A Question from an Enron Stock Holder
Have Faith In the Stability of Your Operating System
Delltalk Hosts Budding Entrepreneurs
...but is this really"carft work?"
...and if I can't make it, what then?
Major Problems for Customer Support
She Was Probably Sent a Refurbished Mouse Pad
Now This Is a Major Problem and Dell recognized it as such. It Was Handled Here
Drat Those Indian Technicians, They Why Can't They Speak English?
Dell Moderators Can Speak English, but in Order to Understand Exactly What They Mean, Watch their Little Nods and Winks When They Post
I'm An Expert--Trust Me!
A Trench Coat in Your Hard Drive can Cause Problems
Some Participants Can Be Somewhat Harsh in Their Comments
...But There May Be a Reason
Carefully examine the spelling of the name of the poster in the second post.
Other participants have occasional flashes of insight.
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